The folks at Maxim magazine have revealed their list of the world?s unsexiest women, which includes ladies of the big screen, small screen and the concert stage.

The list, featured in the latest edition of Maxim, dubs ?Sex and the City? star Sarah Jessica Parker as the No. 1 Unsexiest Woman Alive, claiming Parker was the ?least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women.?

Embattled songstress Amy Winehouse found herself in the second spot on the list, with the magazine citing her ?translucent skin? and ?rat?s nest mane.?

A ?cold bedside manner and boyish figure? landed ?Grey?s Anatomy? star Sandra Oh in the third spot on the list.

Meanwhile, the Material Girl Madonna finds herself fourth on the list, as Maxim dubs Madonna ?unsexy? for her ?self-righteous bellyaching and rapid postnuptial deterioration.? The magazine even went as far as to call Madonna ?Willem Dafoe with hot flashes.? LOL

And last but not least, coming in at the No. 5 spot on the dubious list is someone who is no stranger to her fair share of recent criticism ? Miss Britney Spears fifth on the list.? Contributing to Brit?s ?unsexiness,? the magazine cites her two kids, two ex-husbands, a slight weight gain and ?losing the ability to perform.? Source