Well what do you know? You force your children to lie to authorities, you perpetrate and execute a dangerous hoax that ties up law enforcement and rescue officials for a long period, you make a general costly nuisance of yourself and you got off with a small slap on the wrist. The Heenes won’t get jail time which means that they got away with it – they won – we lost – their children definitely are permanent losers – and the Heenes will probably get lots of work in entertainment now. Okay we get the point – we learned the lesson – CRIME PAYS!