Last night at around 8:35PM, Mel Gibson was careening down the street in his fancy, expensive car when he crashed it into a hillside.
While driving his 2008 Maserati, he struck the hillside on Malibu Canyon Road. The police report states, “For unknown reasons, Mr. Gibson steered his car to the right and struck the rock hillside. He stopped his car at the scene and was contacted by officers from the West Valley CHP Area. Mr. Gibson supplied all the pertinent information to the officers at the scene, gave a statement, and received a ride home from a friend.”
Because friends don’t let friends drive drunk angry stupid.
Mel was reportedly fine after the crash and did not report any injuries. The car had to be towed from the scene and it’s not expected to make it. The police report also states that the authorities do not suspect alcohol to be a factor in the incident. I don’t know how many times I’ve gotten behind the wheel of my car and just crashed it into a hill…do you? That’s an everyday occurrence that happens without the aid of alcohol, drugs or possibly sabotage??? Hmmm….
There, I said it. Did Oksana cut his brake line?
Rich people and their toys…
