Lindsay Lohan Wants To Get Pregnant

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly trying to stay clean and sober, with one purpose in mind — to get her career back on track have a baby.

Yes, you would think that this twit would seriously contemplate salvaging what is left of her career and try picking up what’s left of the pieces of her life. But no, getting knocked up is what’s on her brain. And remember, you can’t do that while on Adderall, Ambien, et al, etc and so forth. (Or can you?)

InTouchWeekly has the dirty dirt:

The star has confided to a pal that she’s determined to stay sober and thinks the best way for her to achieve that goal is to get pregnant. According to the pal, Lindsay, 24, hates being alone and thinks a baby would make the perfect companion. She’s seen what motherhood has done for former party girl Nicole Richie and thinks it can do the same for her. “She needs to be around someone nearly 24 hours a day,” the pal says. “She thinks having a baby could straighten out her life.”

Hasn’t she already done enough damage by screwing up her little sister, Ali? And not to mention (but I’m mentioning it) that time when she hit a stroller in her Maserati? Seems like only last week….

Oh, wait.