One of the most detestable habits that females in the entertainment industry have is the tendency to call each other ‘sluts’ and ‘whores’, and constantly bring each other down. Granted, I wouldn’t exactly put Snooki and Kristen Stewart in the same sphere of Hollywood or entertainment, but who the heck does Snooki think she is?
I don’t think anyone at CDL is Kristen Stewart’s greatest defender, but against Snooki, she’s like a glowing beacon of all that is good and pure. I’ll take Kristen Stewart over Snooki every day, and I think most people would agree. But apparently, Snooki looooves Kristen Stewart. Why? Oh, because she’s ‘slutty‘, whatever that’s supposed to mean in Snooki land.
Snooki explains in a video interview, “I love Kristen Stewart. I feel like she has this little slutty side to her that I love. Who doesn’t love sluts? I feel like we could be friends, because she’s fun and she’s slutty, and I love her.” She also adds that Kristen has ‘pretty eyeballs‘.
Ok, who else found her sentences to be similar to the incoherent ramblings of a crazy person? Who talks about people’s eyeballs?! Maybe she mean to say eyes, and thought eyeballs was the politically correct term? Knowing Snooki, I wouldn’t be surprised.
Also, I get that Snooki meant ‘slutty’ as a compliment, but man, anything Snooki means as a compliment has to automatically come off as an insult. I’m sure Kristen doesn’t give a damn about Snooki and her thoughts, but Snooki should really look at herself before she goes around calling other people ‘slutty’. Kristen isn’t slutty at all, especially not by reality celebrity standards.