Miley Cyrus was in London on her Bangerz Tour when she dropped in to perform at G-A-Y nightclub. And as if Miley’s standard show wasn’t misguided enough, her antics at the gay club were shockingly over the line. There was a guy there celebrating his birthday who Miley says insisted he was straight (although she describes him as wearing a mesh tank top, so hmm) but then she said “Everyone’s a little bit gay. That’s the truth.”
First Miley, that’s not the truth. Some people are gay, some people are straight and some classify themselves as bi. But no, not everyone is gay. Nope. Sorry. The gospel according to Miley is just wrong on that point. But wait, there’s more. She went on to offer up a recipe for homosexuality saying “Everyone is gay – all it takes is one cocktail.” Now I’ll grant if someone has latent gay tendencies, a little alcohol may bring those to the surface.
But you could pour a bottle of whiskey down Mel Gibson’s throat and I still don’t think he’d be ready to admit he’s crushing on Anderson Cooper. But there’s more. She actually went on to recommend date rape (in essence) by endorsing putting roofies in drinks. She said if the drink doesn’t work “sprinkle a little something in their drink. That’s what I always do.”
Aha! Now we finally know how she got someone as hot as Liam Hemsworth to go home with her. She drugged him and the next thing he knew she had put a ring on it and it took him a couple of years to sober up and make a break for it. But her behavior at G-A-Y just got more and more outlandish. There was a giant (and I mean giant – like six feet long and a foot and half thick) inflatable penis onstage which she mounted, rubbed on and serviced orally.
Miley went on to talk about her own sexuality implying that she’s bisexual herself. If she is, that’s great. Maybe Samantha Ronson can set her straight (no pun intended) and get her to calm down. She also lambasted Liam during her little show saying that if she was a man, she’d have a giant penis and that he’s the motherf*&^er that broke her heart and he can suck it. She says she wrote Wrecking Ball for him and that she hopes he enjoys listening to it for the rest of his life. Poor Liam.
But date rape and universal homosexuality weren’t enough for Miley. In her Bangerz London performance, she advocated for pot smoking over cigarettes saying “Weed never killed anyone. Stop making cigarettes and roll a fat blunt.” She also drank from her water bottle and spit it onto the crowd and asked people to same-sex kiss and displayed the smooches on the giant concert screens.
Beyond the pot encouragement she told concert-goers she hoped they were all drunk and hopped up on pills. Then there was the usual crotch grabbing, tongue slathering, back-up dancer motorboating and grinding. Miley has said that this is a character she’s playing but at the same time, she’s telling her audience to “be themselves.” So which is it Miley?
Do you believe all this crap you’re spewing or is it just you taking nuclear measures to destroy any and all vestiges of Hannah Montana? All I can say is that it may have taken a wrecking ball for Liam to break out of the house he shared with Miley, but he’s lucky he got away when he did. It’s one thing for her to be the conductor on her own personal train wreck, but encouraging fans to drug others into sexual submission is beyond the pale. Bad form Miley Cyrus. Bad form.
