WHEN ALIENS ATTACK PART 6: THE KING AND QUEEN SET A PLACE FOR WORLD TAKE OVER
7 Nov 2006 Author: Robyn In: Uncategorized
Italian newspaper Il Messaggero reports that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to marry at Castello Odescalchi on the shores of Lake Bracciano. The identification of Odescalchi, a castle which has hosted a pope and kings, may be the end of the trail for reporters who have been trying to track down the Cruise-Holmes venue ever since the couple announced their nuptials last month. But a receptionist at the castle told Reuters the report was not true and that it had no such booking.
The paper wrote there would be a warm-up party with other celebrities on November 16, a Catholic wedding ceremony for the pair on November 17 and a final ritual on November 18 conducted by Scientology, the church founded by science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard and of which Cruise is a member. Rome-based Il Messaggero did not say how the twice-divorced Cruise could have a Catholic wedding.
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HA HA FEDERJERK!
7 Nov 2006 Author: Robyn In: Uncategorized
Say Goodbye to Your free ride Federjerk!
Details are already emerging over their pre-nuptual agreement. Before the marriage Federjerk was earining approx. $30,000 a year. During, their marriage Federjerk cashed in on a free Brit Brit Credit Card. Now that his free ride is over America’s Most hated is going to be wishing he paid more attention to keeping Brit Brit happy. This is what Federjerk will not get:
1.Federjerk won?t touch a penny of Britney?s money. All the millions belonging to Britney will stay that way. The mansion will be divided 50/50.
2. Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser. This includes a custom-built motorcycle Brit gave Federjerk for Christmas 2 years ago.
3. She will still support him for a little while longer. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage. Meaning he?ll be well sneakered until at least a year from now.
4. Spears won?t pay child support. Federline is responsible for supporting his other two children with Shar Jackson.
The end of all this:
HA HA, Federjerk America gets the last laugh!
UPDATE: Actually, things might not go as smooth. Apparently, over the last two years the prenup has been revised. She changed it after the first year.
1. He gets a certain amount for each child
2. He can even write a tell all book when they divorce.
We still get the last laugh though. Federjerk is still going to end up with a lot less either way. He won’t have what he does now!
Paris Hilton Is A Moron
7 Nov 2006 Author: Robyn In: Uncategorized
Paris Hilton is fuming because she doesn’t have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Paris was overheard complaining that she should be the one receiving the accolade at a recent ceremony to mark TV producer and LA Lakers basketball team owner Jerry Buss being awarded a star.Paris apparently said, “I don’t even know half these people. And most of them are dead! I should totally have a star. I deserve one. I’m one of the most famous people on earth!”
What a moron! Why should she have a star! If she should have a star than every person that has made a porn video should. What has she done besides partying! That takes a lot of skill!
Lindsay says "I’M NOT A PARTY GIRL!"
7 Nov 2006 Author: Robyn In: Uncategorized
On The Oprah Winfrey Show Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan talks about being called a party girl ? and says, “I hate that!” Asked by Winfrey if she deserves her reputation, Lohan replies, “No. I mean, I’ve been acting my whole life. And this is what I love to do. And I’m very lucky and blessed to be able to do that.”Not that she doesn’t like to have a good time. “I’m 20 years old,” she says. “Is it a crime to go ? dancing with your friends? I have a life and I have my family and I have work and I have those three things.”
On the show to promote her new movie, Bobby, about Robert F. Kennedy, Lohan gets kudos for her off-screen behavior from her director, Emilio Estevez ? who says she’s “extraordinary” in her role as a young woman who marries a classmate so that he can avoid being drafted to Vietnam.
“The media likes to focus on (the negative) because it sells,” Estevez says of reports about Lohan. “And the fact of the matter is I’d rather have them focus on how extraordinary she is in this film and how dedicated and how passionate she is in this role. You see a young actress mature on film and you see her do, I think, the best work of her life.”
Lohan recently told InStyle she hopes to have a husband, a home and an Oscar under her belt by age 30, but admits to Winfrey, “That is a lot of pressure.” Still, she adds: “I’d like to. I’m setting extreme standards for myself.”
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Sharon Stone Gets Tacky at Le Cirque In NYC (11/6/6)
7 Nov 2006 Author: Robyn In: Uncategorized
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BRITNEY FILES FOR DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!
7 Nov 2006 Author: Robyn In: Uncategorized
Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline. TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing “irreconcilable differences.”
In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple’s two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
As for money, sources tell the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She’s also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney’s fees.
Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman’s show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was “a string of events.”
Spears has hired powerhouse celebrity divorce lawyer Laura Wasser, who has repped a number of celebs.
Significantly, Britney lists the date of her marriage as October 6, 2004. There was an uproar around the time of the wedding because the highly publicized “secret” ceremony was held on Sept. 18th, leading many to question the validity of the ceremony. Now the divorce documents indicate that the lavish ceremony was not the official wedding.
WOW! YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPIEEEEEEEEEEE! Wow, I am actually starting to like Britney! What a moron for marry him, but she gets my respect for kicking his sorry ass to the curb. I can’t wait to hear what federjerk has to say. He will probably cash even more now. He will leak every single detail to the press and end up writing a book!
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Kanye Tries to Take His Foot Out of His Mouth
7 Nov 2006 Author: Robyn In: Uncategorized
Kanye West has apologised for his outburst at the MTV EMAs last week, when he stormed onstage after missing out on the Best Video award. A more humble West has backed down and apologised - blaming the drink he had consumed on the night. He tells MTV, “I don’t have anything against the group that won. I’m gonna download their album right now. I didn’t mean to be offensive in any way. I love you guys. I never heard of you (but) I am your friend.” “(I had) a little sippy sippy before the show and more sippy sippy after the show.”
I love how he says sorry, but still insults the group in the same sentence. “I never heard of you”! Good going Kanye!
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Nicky Hilton Taking Mary-Kate’s Seconds
7 Nov 2006 Author: Robyn In: Uncategorized
TAKING after her sister Paris, Nicky Hilton is going after an Olsen twin ex. While Paris bagged Stavros Niarchos, a former flame of Mary-Kate, Nicky - who dumped Kevin Connolly last month for cheating on her with a college girl - has quietly been dating Ashley Olsen’s ex, David Katzenberg, son of DreamWorks co-founder Jeffrey Katzenberg. An L.A. spy said, “They have gone to dinner but have not hit the clubs together. They are trying to keep it quiet for a little bit and keep it on the sly.”
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Ashley Partying With Her New Hair!
7 Nov 2006 Author: Robyn In: Uncategorized
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Britney Spears in New York
7 Nov 2006 Author: Robyn In: Uncategorized
Brit Brit in New York sporting a new bod. Wonder how much it cost? Belly tuck? Anyway, even though I dislike her I have to admit she looks a lot better.
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