1. Be Britney Spears
2. Wear the dress in a size to small
3. Make sure the dress will almost show your ass…. allowing paps to get a free flash
4. Have Your Bra Straps Showing
5. Match Your Lipstick Color With the color of your bra straps
8. Cheap Weave that has not been brushed in days
7. Add a shiny head band that covers up your patchy weave
8. Make sure to show your armpit stubble
9. Add Gold Heels
10. Add Shiny Sunglasses that don’t match
