Paris Hilton and Britney Spears Should Be Bestfriends! BY Robyn Good on September 3, 2007 | Comments: 2 commentsRelated : Britney Spears, Paris Hilton 1. Both flash their nether regions daily 2. Both are slutty (Paris Beats Brit) 3. Both Like to Get Drunk (At least, Paris has no kid) 4. Both Can’t Sing Differences: 1. Britney is mentally unstable and needs a stylist.