What Every Useless Celeb Needs “2 People To Dry You Off”

Mariah Carey dismisses rumours she is a diva, insisting she was misunderstood. lol okay good one….. she is the most useless waste of space.  So poor Mariah needs two assistants drying her  following a dip in the Mediterranean.  Sure thats normal.  How many people help her to go to the bathroom? Mariah is enjoying a ‘second honeymoon’ with her faux husband Nick Cannon  in Capri after a belated wedding party in New York last weekend.