Angry Patrick’s Weekly Rant – Being angry is hard work! [07.19.10]

Summer is here and that means lots of things come out. The sun, bikinis and the biggest dumbasses on the planet. I’m already sitting here frying in my own fat like a three day old chicken nugget under the heat lamp at Mickey D’s and to top it off I have to deal with the douche-tastrophy of these idiots. Being angry is hard work.
 
This week I unleash the fury on …

1. The audio from Mel Gibson’s phone calls to his ex are released and this nutbag makes Chris Brown look like Martin Luther King. He definitely puts the ASS in harassment. Sweet Jesus.
2.  And speaking of Jesus. He is in the Portuguese issue of Playboy. Jesus and Double D’s. Yeah, that’s an inspiration. 
3. Spencer Pratt teams up with Perez Hilton in yet another sign of the end times. 

This week may be too much. Please. God please don’t push play unless you are comfortable with heading to anger management later today. 

Patrick Beam aka Angry Patrick