In the states, it’s almost the Fourth of July where we celebrate our independence by creating explosions that fill the atmosphere with outrageous amounts of smoke. In a way, we celebrate freedom by choking out the air that gives us life. Yes, that makes complete sense. Maybe too much.
Allow me to tell you about three other things that make sense in the same twisted way….
1) Gary Faulkner, the Colorado man who went to Pakistan to take out Osama Bin Laden, is now being called The American Ninja by bloggers. These people have obviously never met a ninja.
2) The Center for Science in the Public Interest is suing McDonalds because Happy Meals are tools of child predators and the toys destroy parent-child relationships. How the hell did the word "science" ever get in their name?
3) The famous New York Naked Cowboy is suing a naked fifty-some year old guitar playing woman for not paying the Naked Cowboy Franchise Fee. Didn’t God start the naked franchise anyway? Maybe I misread that.
Celebrate MY freedom to be an ass by pressing play and feel safe that my rants don’t pollute the atmosphere.
Patrick Beam aka Angry Patrick