So, as if I didn’t hate the Ice Cream Man enough already, now I get handed a story about the first ever Ice Cream Truck for Dogs. Yes, I said “dogs”. As in the four legged animals that crap on your floor and chew up the remote. So, it’s not enough my kids chase the ice cream man but now I have to watch every dumbass dog fanatic do the same. I hope homes are available on the moon soon.
