Yep, Monday’s back and with it comes a new and exciting reason to put my foot so far up an ass it leaves a Nike imprint on someone’s lower intestine. In this case it happens to be Chelsea Clinton. She stars in this week’s feature film, Chelsea Clinton and the $15,000 Porta Potty. Yes, I said $15,000. Fifteen grand. Or, in other words, about $5,000 more than I make a year.
