Charlie Sheen Is A Pimp

Charlie Sheen Is A Pimp

Charlie Sheen made headlines when he was sent to a hospital after a fling with a hooker went South. He was tested at the hospital for cocaine and that came out positive, but Charlie suffered no repercussions over it.

Since, he’s been bragging to his friends about his latest goal: to sleep with a new woman every night for four nights a week. But will they be paid escorts? Now there’s the real question.

Two nights after his hotel trashing incident, Charlie was trying to make his goal a reality. A source said, “Charlie brought one hottie back to his pad and was stunned when she asked him, ‘Don’t you remember me, Charlie?’ When he shook his head, she reminded him that they’d already slept together just a couple of years ago. Flabbergasted, Charlie threw a total fit, threw her out – then hopped in his car and hit town again, bar trolling for totally strange stuff.”

You see, Charlie is too much of a pimp to want to bang a chick that he’s already hooked up with…even if it was two years ago.