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Heidi Montag Says She Wants Her Big Boobies Removed

“Media whore” Heidi Montag has decided she does not like her enormous “boobies”.  She told Life & Style magazine:

“I’m desperate to go back to normal, I’m downgrading and going a little smaller, to a D or a double D. I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs, It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.”

Heidi is shopping around for a doctor to do the deed.  It seems poor Heidi finds life unbearable with such big boobies.  Heidi is apparently in severe pain and her body has not gotten use to the boulders she put in LOL.   Why did she get such bit boobies – doesn’t she know that for a sporty girl less can be more.  She is the one who decided to go for this double adoption providing a warm safe home for these formerly orphaned bowling balls.  Now after shleping these unstable weights around for a while she realized that she was not cut out to mother twin astroids and wants to set them free.  It would seem that being Heidi’s cosmetic surgeon could out to be a rather thankless although well paying job. ;-)

Robyn Good: