Lindsay Lohan was so desperate to get her coke fix this week she tried to bust out of rehab. Now don’t get excited it was her addiction to Coca Cola that cause Lindsay to try to flee. She was almost successful in her desperate attempt to get to a soda vending machine in a nearby building if her partner in crime did not get her clothes stuck on a fence.
“Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center’s grounds on a golf cart, a source, with knowlegde of the situation, told RadarOnline.com. “The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, were they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done. There is no soda dispenser at the clinic where luxuries such as caffeine, along with phone calls and television, are strictly prohibited.”
LOL can you just see Lindsay trying to stradle a fence to get to a coca cola. The people at the Coca Cola company must be loving this story – maybe they will offer her mega bucks to become their new spokes person :-)