Michael Lohan claims he was jumped from behind, throttled and slashed with a sharp object before fighting off his assailant last night. He says that he received a threatening phone call and then went out for cigarettes when the incident occurred. Michael claims the assailant, in his 50’s or 60’s, ran off on foot after the attack. Michael’s friends say that he thinks its someone who doesn’t want him to show up at Lindsay’s hearing today.
Sources tell TMZ … Mike explained to police when he went to open his car door, he was jumped from behind. We’re told the suspect, whom Michael says is in his 50s or 60s, began choking him and had some kind of sharp object which he used to slice Michael’s neck. Michael says the knife penetrated his skin and caused substantial bleeding.
We will see, but this sure sounds mighty suspicious to us – would somebody slash Michaels’ throat to keep him away form court? Why?
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