Okay women calm down ;-) John Mayer graces the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine. The singer who has been had a bunch of celebrity girlfriends like Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson talks about how he is not proud of the breakups in the issue. John has been having a hard time of late because he made a couple of unfortunate jokes about sex and drugs during an acoustic gig at London’s Hard Rock Cafe. Below is a glimpse of the interview:
What he wants in a life partner: “The Joshua Tree of vaginas.”
What he wants right now: “All I want to do now is fuck the girls I’ve already fucked, because I can’t fathom explaining myself to somebody who can’t believe I’d be interested in them.”
On his sexuality: “I’ve never slept with a man. But I get it. I’ve seen pictures of men on the Internet that are sexier than pictures of most women.”
On his constant rejection by women: “Blowing me off is the new sucking me off!”
On his strange relationship with the paparazzi: “I have not had a woman appear in my dreams sexually without a paparazzi in the dream, too. I can’t even have a wet dream without having to explain to someone who’s grinding on me, ‘We can’t do this right now, because there’s a guy over there taking pictures.’”
To read more about the interview in Rolling Stone HERE