If you’ve ever read some of the drivel that Tila Tequila has spewed and thought about how much you’d love to throw something at her, then no worries. The concertgoers at the ICP and Kottonmouth Kings show in Cave-In-Rock, Illinois gave Tila a beating that would make Chris Brown proud.
Only kidding, of course. Chris only takes pride in his own handiwork. Tila told TMZ that she was given the royal beatdown:
“I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.”
She went on to say: “These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!”
I deferred to my brother’s knowledge of the concert conditions at a Juggalo show, because he just attended the ICP/Kottonmouth Kings show here in Cleveland, Ohio. He said that it was his experience that the juggalos in attendance at our show were nothing but courteous and kind. I asked again about any possibility of ANY type of violence at the event, to which he said there wasn’t.
He said there were no glass bottles allowed at the venue. I know this to be fact because I was there at the opening of the show when Kittie played, but I couldn’t stick around. The hooker behind the counter wouldn’t even let me take the bottle of Pepsi I’d purchased, she poured it in a plastic cup.
Also, upon consulting the website for the Gathering Of The Juggalos, it says that glass of any kind is prohibited.
I’m not saying Tila is lying about her malicious beating, but stranger things have happened. She has done far less for a little publicity. Remember her supposed alter-ego, Jane?
What do you think?
[CelebDirtyLaundry does not condone violence against anyone, including this troll.]