Judge Stephanie Sautner ruled yesterday that Lindsay Lohan can stuff anything she wants into her pie hole, but she’s persistent in making believe that she didn’t have any alcohol in her system.
It doesn’t matter now, because the judge ruled that she wasn’t supposed to be tested for alcohol, so it wouldn’t have made a difference if she held a keg party and got blitzed.
Still, she doesn’t want to ruin her well cultivated good reputation…*cough cough*.
Even though Lindsay had a bunch of friends over for what appeared to be a party, she is adamant that she did not consume any alcoholic beverages. She says that the dirty test was caused by a fermented tea that contains a very small portion of alcohol. And just when we were sure that she would claim someone spilled something on her ankle bracelet.
She’s been drinking Kombucha tea again, which happens to be the same tea that caused her trouble earlier this year. The tea contains less than .05% of alcohol.
In a new interview, Lindsay said, “I am responsible, and I’m following the rules and obeying my judge and the Los Angeles judicial system. I’d like to do what I must to get my film career back and the respect of directors, actors, writers, studio heads, fans and so on.”
Does she have your respect? Or do you just think she’s lying about the tea and hoping the failed test doesn’t come back to say that she could put a frat party to shame with the amount of alcohol she consumed?
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