Imagine being surrounded by a troop of tiny Justin Beiber dolls and toys that actually sing his retched music? Now imagine that you had to pay big bucks so your besotted children could further ruin their little minds with this crap!
Well the nightmarish scenario described above is not from some twisted Toy Story movie – its simply the latest move by the powers that be to garner more of your hard earned wages. Read below the actual press release from the freaks putting this trash-fest together:
“We will be rolling out a new range of toys based on the likeness and persona of the mega music superstar to retail buyers, press and the toy industry at the American International Toy Fair from February 13-16 at the Jacob Javits Convention Center.
The companies will be showcasing new versions of the Toy of the Year Nominated Justin Bieber Singing Dolls, which “sing” clips of Justin’s hit songs, including “U Smile” and “Never Say Never”. The 2011 singing dolls each wear a different fashion inspired by Justin’s music videos and public appearances. Also new for 2011 are singing plush bears, collectible figures, lifestyle playsets and new versions of the Microphone Concert Kit; however, the two most anticipated new products of the year are the “Real Hairstyle” Dolls and the Rockin’ Tour Bus and Concert Stage playset, both due in stores by August.”
Yes – this is mass marketing for morons in 2011 – and its a brave new world indeed.