How long does it take for Kris Jenner to suck as a parent? Not very long it seems, because Kris came under fire from critics due to her lashing out at Kylie Jenner on the iPhone 5 release day. Allegedly, Kylie teased her mother about getting a white iPhone instead of a black one. It is remarkable how easily Kris can be set off by the smallest things. She should seriously consider buying Angry Birds on that new iPhone of hers – it helps for the bitch meter.
Kylie made the entire iPhone day conversation public, in real-time, on Twitter, but dramatically recreated the conversation between her and her mother. “Kylie: ‘mom why would you get the white iPhone? black is way cooler?’ mom: *in all seriousness* ‘Kylie. Shut. The. FUCK. Up. [sic]’” This is like watching the Choo Choo train crash and burn before it reaches the gates of Hell. Kylie was obviously mocking her mother, like we mock our parental units when they wear a get-up from the 70’s. They don’t tell us to shut the f*** up, they merely refuse to speak to us.
Kris not only lambasted her daughter for making jokes, but she also allegedly tried to jump the line at the Apple store where the new iPhone was released, and was subsequently rejected by security. Kris has always been a star actress on “One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest: The Real Story”, so her behavior did not come off as surprising, at all.
Was Kris’ behavior out of line? Would you have told your daughter to “shut the f*** up” if she joked with you? Should Kris be locked up with Jack Nicholson and that kid with the “Redrum” finger from The Shining? I mean the woman already has a well-earned reputation for pimping out Kendall Jenner as well as Kylie. Oh, how we would love to play Pocket God with this family… Let us know in the comments below how much you despise the Kardashians.
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