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Cher Goes For Kim Kardashian Booty Implants

Cher is a legendary Pop star in her own right and mother of Chaz Bono – and do you know what she went and did? She got herself some butt implants! Cher’s butt implants are so outrageous!

Our source reveals photos and it’s so noticeable because I don’t think a butt as flat as a wooden board could ever get that big when you age. It’s impossible; her butt was so flat before that people probably mistook it for missing part of a wooden bridge.

It’s only possible in one way to get a big butt like that and I have no doubt that this is what happened. The only way that a booty could get that big, without booty implants of course, is if Cher were out one day and for some reason completely naked and a whole swarm of bees stung her booty, trust me a bee sting swells like crazy so if it were multiple bees then I’m pretty sure it could be real. But what are the odds? I didn’t think so either.

I just don’t understand why Cher would go ahead and get a booty implant; I mean no offense, but when I say that at her age I just don’t see it being all that necessary. It actually really looks unnatural and doesn’t suit her at all. It looks more like It would be uncomfortable to walk around with your booty like that all the time, all sticking out and all. What would happen if a car passed by and scuffed your booty, since it’s an implant would it explode? Damn, that would hurt like hell. I wish her and her booty good luck in the near future; let’s hope for no booty explosions!

William Blesch: