The life of Lindsay Lohan is getting too crazy to keep up with. I think we all enjoyed her scandal at first, but now it has become uncomfortable to watch. What the hell is wrong with this girl? Well, in a new interview her mom Dina Lohan, famous for her drunk Dr. Phil interview last week, is telling the world just why Lindsay went wrong. She explains that her own mom “was an entertainer. It was natural. But yes, in the next life, I might not do it.” Which is code for: I wanted my daughter to be rich and famous so that I could take her money, party hard, and be in magazines. Dina is the type of human who can’t distinguish between good press and bad press, she just wants to see her name out there.
We were all disgusted several years ago when we saw pics of the mom-daughter duo partying all night long. Dina claims that, “in the early years, I would go with her to clubs, because I wanted to see who the enablers were.” Oh, right, the enablers! Enablers are people who push unhealthy lifestyles on unsuspecting Disney stars. Best example of an enabler I can think of is . . . Dina Lohan!
Dina’s not just an enabler, she’s an instructor! She is a worse mother than Kris Jenner, who let her teenage daughters Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner drop out of high school to model, leaked her own daughter’s sex tape, and turned her best friends murder, ultimately, into a reality TV show. She’s like Miley Cyrus’s dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, who blamed his daughter’s salvia party, lap dances, and general growing up too fast, on Disney just because they hired her when her parents pushed her into acting.
Lindsay is on the road to join the list of died-too-young actors. The ones who drink and drink until kidney failure or a car crash gets them a solemn People Magazine cover story. In a weird twist during her confessional, Dina makes sure that the public understands her role in her daughter’s life. She said, “I’m certainly not making excuses for Lindsay’s behavior. But she’s a 26-year-old woman.” Yeah, with a serious addiction that was forced on her by mommy dearest! What do you think? Do either Lohan’s have any redeeming qualities? Can Dina be blamed for Lindsay, or is LiLo old enough to face her own demons? Most importantly, when will Oxygen sign Dina to her own TV show?
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