We once knew a weird guy who shared a bunk bed with us at the ‘Perpetual Weeping‘ anti-depression camp. He was tall and spoke with a slur. His name was Alistair ‘Prostate’ Jones. Alistair always walked around with his diary at camp. Once, after all the attendees were given Lithium, they snuck up on Alistair and stole his diary, because there was nothing else to do at camp, but chew pills and cry in the Northern winds.
This was no ordinary diary… No, this diary contained images of a holistic drug called Q-Rol and before you LOL to death, Alistair was found naked later that day, in a lake, swimming with a most beautiful smile on his face. Alistair was cured by a medicine created by the hands of nature.
We found him in a Facebook group titled, “What’s Your Prostate Called?” His nickname isn’t “Prostate” anymore, but “Hosanna”. We wonder why…
It is rather surprising that rapper Drake left his urologist’s office with a pamphlet for this exact same drug not too long ago. Q-Rol is used to alleviate Prostatitis and before you think we’re talking about an unnamed tribe of prostitutes in Amsterdam, this is the definition of Prostatitis, “Prostatitis can affect men of all ages. According to the National Institutes of Health, prostatitis may account for up to 25% of all office visits for complaints involving the genital and urinary systems from young and middle-aged men. In fact, chronic prostatitis (which means it doesn’t go away) is the number-one reason men under the age of 50 visit an urologist. In some cases, chronic prostatitis follows an attack of acute prostatitis. Chronic prostatitis may also be related to other urinary tract infections. The primary symptom of chronic infectious prostatitis is usually repeated bladder infections. Prostatitis is considered chronic if it lasts more than three months.”
The writer of this article once had kidney stones and it was like giving birth to Chaz Bono’s adult body, through a tiny tube, so we cannot imagine what it must feel like to have a case of naughty prostate.
There’s no word yet on whether Drake is being treated for his Prostatitis, like Alistair was, at the anti-depression camp. But anything could happen with Drake. Prostate problems? Why Not?