The first Bachelorette to stand out for her fame whoring attitude and dramatic post-Bachelorette plots, Emily Maynard, is at it again with the “winner” of her season, Jef Holm. The two foolish ex-reality television stars lost their footing in reality when Maynard decided to un-follow her ex-fiancé on Twitter. In turn, Holm exploded like an emotionally-challenged, post-Kathy Bates Misery fame whore. He cursed and damned his reality TV sweetheart in an epic battle of words. (Okay, we’re lying – it was more Teletubbies than American Horror Story)
Several hours after the fame whoring she-devil un-followed Holm, he tweeted, “If you ever unfollow me, I hope your mom gives you Crocs for your birthday.” Oh.my.God. Is that the best he could have come up with? Dude, are you serious right now? We know people who wear those nasty Crocs should be left for dead in a zombie apocalypse, but it’s really not that funny, nor is it really that insulting. Holm did, however, follow up his un-follow tweet and wrote something along the lines of “this is getting out of control.” Yes, Jef without the last “f”, we realize this. It’s quite obvious to everyone who follows you that you’re lamer than a Russian mafia boss with a kitten sniffing addiction.
The two reality television morons have been at odds ever since the final dramatic rose ceremony, when Maynard made the stupid decision to choose the Niall Horan-lookalike as her future husband. In fact, Maynard made an even more stupid decision earlier on in the season – when she decided to be the Bachelorette. Who decides to be the Bachelorette anyway? There’s nothing, nothing worse than having to eliminate horny men with fake roses.
In our humble opinion, Maynard should have tossed a heated GHD into the Jacuzzi on one of those random group dates. It would have stopped this post-Bachelorette fallout, and at least then it would have been the most dramatic rose ceremony ever…