Hey, it looks like Heidi Klum has a new “project”, and it’s not a “runway” (we’re cheesy, we know!) According to the National Enquirer, Heidi took her brand new trophy boyfriend for a $10 000 shopping spree at Barneys. The super model-turned-reality-television-star-turned-celebrity has been dating her bodyguard-turned-boyfriend-turned-trophy-man Martin Kristen since her heavily publicized break-up with “Kiss from a Rose” singer Seal, in January.
According to always-willing-to-talk sources that were present at the shopping spree, “She would have bought out the entire men’s department, but he put up a fight. She actually only bought him a couple of new suits, some shirts and two pairs of shoes, but the bill turned out to be more than $10 000, because Heidi only gets the best of the best.” Damn, how we wish we dated Heidi Klum if we were the materialistic fiends we didn’t think we were. Does that make sense? No, it doesn’t, because Heidi makes no sense and we’re being nonsensical to prove a point with a “what’s your point?” at the end, much like “what’s the sound of one hand clapping?”
Allegedly, Martin “nearly had a heart attack” when he saw the bill. Why would he have a heart attack? Dude, if Heidi Klum bought us an entire store worth of clothes, we wouldn’t be having a heart attack, we’d be skipping down the street and singing “Is this the way to Amarillo? My sweet Marie who waits for me!” (We assume those are the lyrics). One source added, “He’s got a lot of pride and he’s not into fashion, so it took a lot of convincing to get him to go shopping in the first place. He really doesn’t want Heidi to spend money on him. But Heidi finally dragged him to Barneys and basically pointed out everything she wanted him to wear.”
Martin was also allegedly extremely uncomfortable with the spending spree, but Heidi “refused to let him return the clothing.” No, dude! Don’t return it! We need clothes for Christmas, because we’re still wearing god-awful checkered shirts from the late 90’s! The source added a bit of bitchiness to the mix and said, “Her image is everything, so having a fashionable boyfriend is very important and now that Martin’s with her, he has to respect that.”
Pfft! Here we were thinking a relationship is all about the internal and not the external. Damn you Dr. Phil McGraw for your cheesy one liner quips about romance and relationships! Would you buy your partner $10 000 worth of clothes if you had the money? Let us know what you think about this frivolous spending spree in the comments below!
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