This weekend Fashion Police started looking more like a CSI interrogation scene when Joan Rivers nailed guest Kris Jenner to the wall with embarrassing topics that had no relevance to fashion whatsoever. Seeing John Rivers humiliate Kris Jenner was good for the soul.
The question that stood out for me “the most” that Joan hit Kris with was “If Kim has a baby with Kanye, will he hold it up some day and say Beyoncé did it better?” I found this to be a little funny to be honest, but Kris stayed calm and awkwardly replied with “they are getting along very well, one step at a time.“
Joan then asked Kris that out of all her children who was her favorite – instantly and embarrassingly Kris said that it was “Kim” – yes Kim Kardashian! When Kris realized what she did, she then said that “it depends on the day”. Kris said that Kim will be taking her to Paris soon so that is why she is her current favorite, hell if anybody would take me to a different country I’d worship them like a God.
Being serious though, it was a total dumb*ss thing for Kris to say that Kim was her favorite. Kris should have never answered a question like that, especially when she knows her other daughters and son will find out about it.
Joan then decided to move on to Kris’ breasts and the fact that she got breast implants. Actually, Kris didn’t seem to mind this question, she basically let Joan feel them and told her that she follows her doctor’s suggestion when they need to be replaced at his discretion. Like whenever the plastic surgeon needs a new car…
After Kris’ breasts, Joan moved on to Kris’ sex life, which was the least interesting part of the whole show for me. Honestly I envision Kris like some troll living under a bridge and the thought of a creature like that having sex disgusts me. Kris was somewhat embarrassed and first stumbled over her words, but she quickly recovered and claimed to apparently and unbelievably still have sex with her “javelin” man Bruce Jenner twice a week!
After all the bullshit, Joan and Kris actually started talking about what the show is about, fashion! To be honest, this show was simply an idiot interviewing an idiot!
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