Do you know who Jodie Marsh is? I don’t either so let’s keep this post as short and painless as possible.
Jodie’s a UK reality star/bodybuilder/glamour model who poses topless a lot I guess. You can obviously see why by the photos. That hair color really isn’t doing anything for her. Old pics I saw of her show that she’s half decent at least but bright orange hair and tattoos that could rival any prison inmate are never great looks for a chick in my humble albeit conservative opinion.
I was a little surprised that I had no idea who this slag was at first but I can barely keep the American reality famewhores straight. If you aren’t on Teen Mom or any of the Real Housewives shows than you are truly too low class for me to notice. The only UK “glamour model” I even make time for is Jordan a.k.a. Katie Price. When I studied over there during college she was such a huge deal and I couldn’t buy a Cadberry egg anywhere without seeing her mug all over a magazine. So despite Jordan’s lack of dignity or fashion sense, she still retains a soft spot in my heart and I always steal a few seconds out of the month to see what she’s hawking and swilling.
So because Jordan was so successful at keeping her 15 minutes of fame going we now have to deal with girls like Jodie Marsh parading all over the beach in bikinis way too small for them. Do you think she knows there’s a camera there? Don’t answer. That was obviously rhetorical. She kind of looks like Kat Von D only Kat’s better looking and has some skill. Still, I can’t stand all the tats! Do people ever stop to wonder what their bodies will look like when they don’t have the energy to work out twice a day?
What do you think of the Jodie Marsh bikini Christmas photo shoot? Are you interested in her now or have you already forgotten her name like me?
Photo Credit: Coqueran/Islandpaps/FAMEFLYNET