I’m not quite sure why tabloids continue their Stars Without Makeup covers. They must do pretty well when there’s a slow news week going on. It’s pretty damn offensive since all of us go without the war paint from time to time and stars are only human but, on the other hand, it’s always fun to see just how much concealer, eyeliner and fake eyelashes one needs to actually be presentable. And for some reason (I think we all know why) Khloe Kardashian is always on the front cover of one of those stories. Thanks Star magazine! At least she’s not getting divorced this week. That’s always a plus.
So we have Khloe versus sixty-something Goldie Hawn. Khloe’s not just ugly but she apparently looks old! Poor Goldie. She does her damnedest never to be caught without her huge sunglasses and Star still managed to humiliate her. If I were Goldie I would just shrug and let everyone know I was screwing Kurt Russell. Take that bitches! Then we have Nicole Richie who looks completely normal and adorable and and Tori Spelling who just looks like Tori Spelling without the color. Blugh. Whatever.
Also in Star this week is the news that Christina Aguilera has had butt plastic surgery. Really? I thought she just put on a few pounds. What’s more offensive – calling her out for getting fat or insinuating her ass is so big she must have had surgery on it? I definitely think the plastic surgery.
And then we have an update on the whole Halle Berry crazy family town update. Biotch is crazy. Everyone keeps harping on the men who acted the fool but everyone needs to turn their eyes to the Oscar winner getting off scott free. Halle Berry is crazy. She’s always been crazy. You can’t jump from dysfunctional relationship to dysfunctional relationship and always be the victim. I’m just saying… she might not have thrown any punches but… biotch is crazy. Keep an eye on that one.
OK, Star magazine had an off week. The stories are so so. Does Khloe Kardashian without makeup really make you want to rip open the pages? I’ll pass. You get Kate Middleton without makeup and we’ll see.
Photo Credit: Star magazine