Kim Kardashian is not the most saintly of the Kardashian clan – anyone remembers the highly publicized sex tape made with Kris Jenner’s help according to Kris Humphries – which subsequently led to the superstar fame of the Kardashians? Now Kim Kardashian has revealed that she wants artificial insemination, just like the Virgin Mary! All righty then!
Kim compared herself to the Virgin Mary, mother of Jesus (and not a Mexican male model) but the Jesus, from the Bible and all, on a recent dinner date with Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. She said to the couple, “I think if I’m 40 and I’m not married and I don’t have any kids, I would have a baby. Artificially inseminated. I would feel like Mary, like Jesus is my baby you know?”
Whoa! Look, we’ve heard of some pretty crazy cults in the past, but we doubt someone would like to join Kim Kardashian’s religion. Marriage just really won’t last that long in Kim’s religion.
This is not scoring Kim any brownie points with the conservative right and the liberal left never really cared about Kim. There are bigger issues at hand, like global warming!
We know the Kartrashians are one of the strangest families out there, with Kris Jenner being all up in her daughters’ grills. They have become the staple food for almost every trash television loving person on the planet.
Kim wants a little baby Jesus and not even Will Ferrell will be able to stop her, because Kim gets what Kim wants. What do you think readers? Will you join the Kartrashian cult if they paid you a million dollars? Let us know in the comments below.