I’m not sure what’s been up with our celeb friends lately, but I think they’ve either A) been drinking too much superhero juice or B) undergone a radical, sudden genetic mutation that’s instilled within them the urge to RESCUE people. Just recently we heard about Patrick Dempsey (Hero name: The Dempsinator) pulling a teenage male from a wrecked car . . . and now Mila Kunis, one of our fave actresses, has allegedly saved a 50-year-old man!
The man supposedly collapsed in Mila’s home (where he works) and, as reported by our pals over at TMZ, suffered a violent seizure, which resulted in him coughing up blood, choking, and vomiting.
Mila apparently rushed over to the man, propped him on his side, and made sure he didn’t choke to death. Paramedics eventually arrived and took the man to the hospital. Reportedly, the sweet Mila offered to ride along in the ambulance, by the man’s side, but the paramedics denied her access into the vehicle. HOW RUDE! When a superheroine asks to ride a long in a freakin’ ambulance (after saving a life) YOU LET HER RIDE IN THE AMBULANCE!
Apparently, all is well now; however, we still have one more matter to discuss: what kind of codename should we assign to Mila? Please leave your thoughts in the comments section below. We can’t have a nameless superheroine wandering the streets of Gotham City Hollywood.