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Is Miley Cyrus Creating a Viagra Ad for Liam Hemsworth?

Miley Cyrus and her junior high school maturity level appear to have found Twitter to be the next best thing to writing on the bathroom walls when tempting fate. Apparently it’s just dawned on the former Disney kid’s fiancé that Miley has a tendency to whine about her feelings on Twitter and then offer up a lame excuse for what she actually meant by her posts. Liam Hemsworth is pissed and wants her to stop, or better yet he’d like Miley to do away with her Twitter schoolgirl diary all together.

Where has Liam been? This has been Miley’s M.O. since leaving her Hannah Montana days behind her. She craves attention and she’s not too picky about the way she goes about obtaining it. The girl did her best to seek out some positive attention at first, with her half-hearted attempt at becoming a pop singer. After she tackled this using more exposed skin than songs of substance, she got noticed and a monster was created.

Miley learned that her risqué clothes and behaviors put her in the headlines when her talent alone failed to do this. The latest addition to her on-line “look at me” campaign started when she felt she was missing “passion” in her life. Being engaged to the man, the post immediately spotlighted Liam, even though no names were involved.

Miley posted, “Ever feel like you want just… Something more. Not sure what exactly… Passion perhaps.” This post sounded like the opening line of a Viagra commercial, what is she trying to say here? After this tweet led to many making their own assumptions that Liam is not performing his partner-like duties, she denied that the post had anything to do with him.

This was followed by a more recent tweet of, “Why do I torture myself and what ps I love you. Ahhhhhh. I have got to pull it together.” This post makes sense, she’s “got to pull it together” because big girls don’t tell tales out of the bedroom on Twitter.

It appears that Miley is just not getting it, Liam’s furious about her sharing emotions on Twitter like it is a facsimile for an entrusted girlfriend. No one wants to read about their shortcomings online. This crying out for attention has gone a step further than her radical haircut and bleach job. Even during her era of exposing her boobs and her undercarriage she hurt no one else but herself. Now that she’s tweeting about a lack of passion while she’s sporting a new engagement ring on her finger, it points directly at Liam, whether she denies it or not.

Liam, do yourself a favor and get a prenup banning your loved one from Twitter. You don’t want to wake up one morning and find out over your first cup of coffee that you left the toilet seat up or missed your mark in the bathroom the night before. If she’d just stick to the age old cap-on-the- toothpaste gripe, it might be tolerable, but Miley has no filter on what she puts out there on Twitter. She has the capacity to become that “skid mark in the underwear” tweeting wife. Nip it in the Bud!

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