No one is quite sure what’s on the 200 photos Closer magazine obtained from Prince William and Kate Middleton’s nudist vacation in Provence two weeks ago but that isn’t stopping porn company, YouPorn.com from throwing every cent it has at the magazine to get ahold of them.
TMZ reports YouPorn sent a letter to the disgraced French tabloid asking for the “intimated footage” the editor has boasted of having. YouPorn wrote: “We feel very confident that we can show this footage legally, and would like to make you aware that we have an ‘open checkbook.'”
That’s a lot of money to base on the words “intimate“. But the porn company might be a tad overzealous. There’s no way Kate and Wills got busy on that balcony. I just can’t believe it! Did he kiss her topless? Did he fondle her boobs? Maybe. Probably. They were right there in front of him, how could he not? But sex? Come on! I’m still waiting for Prince Harry’s sex tape? Where did that one go?
Regardless, tomorrow could shape up to be the worst day ever for Kate Middleton. Chi magazine is set to publish that infamous 26-day spread and it doesn’t look like the royal family’s threats will do anything to stop it. So far Kate’s acted with complete decorum. She’s barely showed any strain, keeping a smile firmly entrenched on her face. In the end after all this washes over, she’ll come out clean on the other side. The English love their stiff upper lip and Kate is doing her people proud. She’s showing everyone she can roll with the punches. That was something her mother-in-law wasn’t so good at. If a porn company gets those photos it will just be another punch. Get pregant Kate! Kate plus baby plus grace in the face of scandal equals Princess Diana-type adoration. And come on, you know that’s what Carole Middleton wants! Did Carole tip the photog?
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