Two short months after news of Kristin Stewart’s affair with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders broke, Robert Pattinson is ready to take her back. We thought their relationship had really reached an end when Robert was seen moving out of their LA home, but a source reported that “Rob and Kristen are trying to decide where they can go to get away from it all for a while and just be together, without all the distractions.” It must be impossible for the stars of the Twilight franchise to go anywhere without being mobbed. Perhaps a yacht? Or a private island? The source also reported to OK! magazine that “Rob is finding all the attention on them has made things so much harder. He hates that the world knows his girlfriend was with another man. They need to escape somewhere and work through this in private.”
It’s nice sounding, but really unlikely that the couple will ever find enough downtime to work past this awful decision Kristen made! It’s one thing to sleep around, but with a married man who has kids? She didn’t just hurt Robert, she hurt Rupert and his entire family. Since Kristen’s appearance last month at the Toronto International Film Festival, we’ve reported her date with James Franco, who calls her “Queen Kristen.” It was at TIFF that Kristen promised “we’re totally fine, we’re going to be fine,” when asked about the Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2 promotional tour with Robert. If they do get back together, it must be because of some emotional codependency, because other stars have proven the old proverb “once a cheater, always a cheater” true a thousand times over.
Maybe Robert will be able to borrow that Chateau in Provence, France from Queen Elizabeth’s nephew—you know, the super private estate where Kate Middleton was sunbathing topless? Rob is practically royalty now. What better to ease the pain of betrayal and fame than a romantic getaway in the south of France? Whether they get away or not, I can’t see them getting back together. Rob’s initial move of distancing himself from Kristen, combined with her bizarre behavior and obsession with his old clothes spells out desperate, hurt, and alone.
Robert needs to move on and find a nice girl who respects monogamy, and Kristen can go back to living under her rock, where no one cares if she smiles or washes her hair.
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