Angelina Jolie apparently confessed that former flame Colin Farrell was a beast in bed, much moreso than Brad Pitt is or supposedly ever could be. This news comes at us from a scandalous story released by the National Enquirer, who says, “In a dig designed to push Brad Pitt’s buttons, Angelina Jolie insulted his manhood, and the devastated actor has gone on a drunken rampage!” Uh oh, what will the Celeb World do with a Brad Pitt on the loose? Better watch out, folks, he just might break down your door in his outrageous, over-the-top, immasculated rage!
*Sigh* Do you honestly think Angelina Jolie’s confession was a real one? Not in a million years. I think I’d probably be more inclined to believe that the Kristen Stewart fandom sent me a box of Valentine’s cards. And, believe me when I say, that’s probably a very unlikely situation. But I digress.
The magazine reports that Angelina’s shocking confession “told an astonished Brad that her former flame, Irish actor stud Colin Farrell, put him to shame between the sheets.” This revelation allegedly through Brad into a tailspin and it wasn’t long before he supposedly took to the booze and used the alcohol to fuel a drunken rage that left a path of destruction in his wake. Wow, do you think this ridiculosity could get anymore dramatic?
“Brad caught Angie red-handed, admitting that she thinks he’s a so-so lover,” says a source for the magazine. The sources continue with the crazy allegations: “Ever since then, he’s been on a drunken rampage — consuming copious amounts of his favorite beer and red wine” and he was “even spotted staggering up to a Taco Bell drive-thru window.”
Brad, in his stupor, also supposedly confronted Angie and wanted her to admit that she still desires Colin and wanted the details of her past sexual extravagancies. Okay, erm. I think that’s enough of this. It’s getting awkward now. Let us know what you think about this craziness.
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