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Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Explosive Fight: Jen Is Too Shallow, Not Smart Enough

It’s no secret that Jennifer Aniston isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. The actress has faced a booming career—in terms of dollar signs—but fans are quickly growing tired of her predictable romantic comedies. The actress claims to be environmentally conscious, but is the face of a bottled water company. And full of plastic surgery fillers. Basically, she’s a walking contradiction, and her obsession with ex husband Brad Pitt doesn’t help her likability! And we’re not the only ones that think so—a source claims that Jen and fiancé Justin Theroux had a blow out fight over Christmas while vacationing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. What sparked the fight? In a brief lapse of metaphysical thought, Justin realized that Jen is really superficial, and started to question what life would be like with her.

The insider reported to National Enquirer, print edition January 14, 2013, that upon arriving in Cabo, Jen “wanted an idyllic, relaxing getaway with Justin. Instead, they got an angst-ridden nightmare . . . things went horribly awry when Justin suddenly turned introspective. He started to pick apart their life together and their plans for raising a family around Jen’s booming career.” You know what’s best about this story? That “plans went awry” when Justin started thinking. Did they not plan to discuss their future while on holiday? I hate when feelings make relationships and vacations complicated!

But that isn’t all. The source continued that “Justin accused Jen of living the shallow life of a Hollywood screen queen. Jen responded by saying that Justin had no feel for her inner self and called him a pseudo-intellectual who didn’t know the meaning of the word fun. Then she burst into tears.” But does Jen know the word pseudo? If she learned it for a movie, I’ll bet she pronounces the ‘p.’ Kidding! The argument sounds pretty one sided though, with Justin having serious doubts about their personalities, while Jen is just throwing words around and calling him fake. But “Justin worries that he and Jen are not on the same intellectual plane.” Justin misses his friends in New York City, and is thinking of moving back—with or without Jen!

The wedding hasn’t been called off though, because “after a couple horus, they each realized how foolish the fight was. They both apologized and repledged their undying devotion.” If this fight really happened, I have serious doubts about their future happiness. If Justin is already having doubts about Jen’s values, what will he feel towards her in five years, after another dumb comedy with fart jokes? The fight may be over for now, but you can bet this dust bunny will creep out from under the rug and attack again when the least expect it! Do you think they’ll make it to the altar, or will it fall apart before then?

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