Jon Hamm is going to hate this story. I even feel a little dirty for writing it but it gives me a chance to actually write about him so I’m taking it and running. Here he is with long-time girlfriend, Jennifer Westfeldt, walking their dog in West Hollywood today. Clearly the scrutiny hasn’t gotten to him – his balls are out to play.
I know what he said in Rolling Stone! He’s annoyed that we’re all talking about his balls. Jon Hamm’s balls are his business. But when you know the world’s talking about them wouldn’t you support them for a little while until the media storm blew over? I guess not and that’s totally his prerogative. But if you’re Jennifer, you know what’s going on when he turns to you with the leash in his hand. Did she fight saying something? Did she think about mentioning the fact that his package has become an entity all on its own after news broke that he was asked to keep it contained on the Mad Men set? Perhaps that’s not the battle she’s willing to fight. Maybe she wants us all to see what she’s hitting every night. Smug biotch.
But here’s the other thing. A fellow CDL writer pointed the odd timing out to me. The new season of Mad Men starts in a couple weeks and since promotions began we’ve heard Jon Hamm penis stories just about every day. Then his PR guy came out with a crotchity statement basically telling us to grow the f-ck up (no thanks). Then Jon mentioned them in Rolling Stone and now we have more pics of those pesky culprits. Could this be a conspiracy PR campaign in a so wrong it’s got to be right sort of way? Naive Catholic school girl me can’t fathom it. But it happens! I’m not gonna lie. I used to be a huge MM fan but now I’m kinda meh about the whole thing. I’ve moved on. Game of Thrones is my jam now. I’m just kinda disappointed in the direction the show has taken. I want more Joan and Roger and less Don and the Canadian. And give me more Betty! I don’t think I’m alone in this. MM seems to have lost some sizzle. Is Jon trying to bring the swagger back with his junk? Take a look at the pics below. Are Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt in on the conspiracy or just innocents in a sick, depraved world?
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