Like most new mom’s Kim Kardashian could not wait to get her post-baby body back. But unlike most new mom’s her goal wasn’t just to fit back into her old jeans but to pose nude, even telling her sisters on their show Keeping Up With The Kardashians that, “As soon as I pop this thing out — as soon as I get in shape — the first thing I want to do is Playboy or some nude shoot. I just wanna walk down the street fully naked. I’m gonna be the sexy hot mom.”
She soon learned that once you pop that thing out – North West aka Nori aka Seaweed – that thing being a precious little baby that you brought into the world – the weight just doesn’t fall off. She found out –again like all new mom’s – that that after the first initial pounds come off you hit the dreaded plateau, which is when you either got to increase your activity or decrease your caloric intake (or both) if you want to see results. To overcome her plateau Kim turned to the low carbohydrate high protein Atkins’s diet.
She is apparently proud of her results because she posted a picture of her backside on her instagram with the hashtag #nofilter late on Tuesday. Of course Khloe Kardashian is back on the market for another winner so she also posted a selfie of her gross and artificially enlarged butt on Instagram. What a family. Such low-IQ superficial famewhores – no wonder their little half-sisters, Kylie and Kendall Jenner are breaking bad.
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