Oh Kris Jenner, look at you, interfering in the lives of your children again. I mean, sure, all moms do that to some extent, but I don’t think most moms use tabloids as a tool to do so. At this point, I think we can all agree that Khloe Kardashian is lashing out against Lamar Odom with her continued relationship with the Game, whether it’s emotional or physical cheating [methinks it’s a bit of both, because there’s only so much time you spend emotionally cheating before it progresses into a physical relationship]. However, Khloe and Lamar’s individual fame is intricately linked – aka without each other, they wouldn’t be half as famous as they are today. Sure, Khloe’s still got the Kardashian name and ass, and Lamar’s still got the Clippers, who are doing better than ever. But what will happen if they break up? Well, no one will ever find out, if Kris Jenner’s got anything to do with it.
Kris is reportedly begging Lamar Odom not to divorce Khloe Kardashian over her affair with the Game, perhaps reminding him of his numerous past indiscretions. I mean, Kris knows all about this, ya’ll. She’s got damage control down like a science. She will leak reports that Khloe and Lamar are just fine. 1….2….3, aaaand it’s like clockword. People Magazine, the official mouthpiece of the celebrities, has just released a report about Khloe and Lamar’s ‘lovey-dovey’ dinner date.
Look at you Kris, working overtime to ensure that the tabloid exposure is maximized. The Kardashians really should write a book on how to stay famous while being completely talentless at everything. Honestly, it wouldn’t even be surprising to learn that Kris manipulated Khloe into getting close to the Game, and then manufacturing the whole drama to her benefit. Everyone knows Kris lives off of her daughters coattails, but who knew she was such a mastermind? Kris Jenner, Famewhore School 101.
