So the day finally arrives, and we’re grateful to lay eyes on the chubby cheeked baby girl, North West. Although twitter used the picture reveal as pure hilariousness, it’s great to get down to business. Nori looks nothing like Kanye West, which means if he’s her dad, she will likely have his grand attitude.
Kris Jenner decided to use her roommate, and dream son-n-law, Kanye West, as her big show season finale guest. I’m unsure if it was a great idea for Yeezus to rock the golden grill during the interview, with his Quagmire jaws and all. He wore a WWJD bracelet given to him bi curiously through Robert Kardashian. What would Jesus do? Kanye West tried his best to appear humble. He kept jabbering about being in love, and spending all his cash to impress his dream girl, Kim Kardashian.
Kris Jenner is gorgeous, we hate to admit, we’re secret fans. She kept interrupting Kanye, asking questions and answering for him. Ye stammered through a few good points about paparazzi overload, and the despair of being rich and famous. He really tried to convince the audience of his pressures, and threatened to talk to the city’s officials about “emotional bullying”. Sorry Mr. West, nobody cares about your kids or clothes. We hate you because we have bills, and real jobs.
The braggart referred to himself as a musical “genius”, and we learned his dad was a photo journalist. Kris denied rumors of her beef with the hip hop musician. Kanye West sounded medicated, “it’s only one Brand, and that’s family”. Sure…
Kanye failed to justify his pessimistic attitude, and declined to allow the interview be solely about North, or Kim. He took pride in the new audience outside the realms of the hip hop culture. West delighted in talking about himself. He laughed at Barack Obama criticizing him for being the new “American dream”, and boasted about knowing to speak Chinese. Then, they revealed the pictures. Kris thanked him, and secretly prayed this was enough to get her show’s contract renewed.
People waited on North sightings more than they waited on the birth of Prince George of Cambridge – well actually no, they didn’t – but Angelenos and Kardashian/Jenner/Wests might. Can you stomach another season of Kris? Or do you prefer just watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians on their Keeks and Instagram accounts? If you’re so sick of the Kardashian crew, why are you reading this post? You’re addicted to those limelight suckers. Tell the truth?
