Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have many choices left in her career. She’s washed out, dried out, and long past her sell by date. According to TMZ, Dancing with the Stars recently offered Lindsay over $550, 000 to star in the new season of the popular reality TV dancing show, but in true Lindsay fashion, she shot it down “because she doesn’t want to do reality TV.” Hey, look, I’m with stupid!
According to friends close to the star, she refuses to touch reality TV at all and would rather stick to cinema. Unfortunately, Lindsay’s cinematic career is like a white, dusty turd in the garden. She doesn’t have many options, so she can’t really choose, now can she? After her performance in Liz & Dick – seen as the worst made-for-TV-movie in human history (if you watch it you’ll wash your eyes out with Listerine) – and her unreliability and instability on the set of The Canyons, Lindsay won’t be touched by a ten foot pole by anyone in the film industry.
Lindsay, you better rack up, sack up, and do what you have to do in order to get money. There’s no choice in the matter. However, we have to ask, what will Lindsay be like on the set of DWTS? She’s one of the most undisciplined actors in Hollywood, and as far as we know, the DWTS schedule is the most grueling one on reality television. Will she be able to keep up with this schedule? Will she lose her marbles halfway through the season? Will she be a likeable character on the show?
What do you think? Would you like to see Lindsay on DWTS? Would you vote for her? Who do you think will be her best dancing partner? Let us know your valuable thoughts in the comments below.
Photo Credit: FameFlynet
