If The AARP had cheerleaders then Martha Stewart would most definitely be captain. The Craft guru has gotten bolder with age. She openly admitted to sexting, and a one night stand. Everyone is unsure whether to throw up, or bring out the wine and lotion.
Andy Cohen made her gush a sly “maybe” at the mention of a menage trois on “Watch What Happens Live” recently. Everyone knows a smiling “maybe” means yes! You have to start giving your granny more respect. She could be the next author of a Fifty Shades of Grey sequel. In Martha’s case, Seventy Shades of Grey. The GILF tycoon is only 71.
This kinky business woman has become immune to public opinion. Despite Hollywood’s pressure to maintain the perfect public persona, Martha decided to take a little steam from Paula Deen. Forget the fixodent, and hair dye. Granny needs some lingerie and an Instagram account. Texting isn’t very old, so she must be referring to a recent experience when she brags about sexting!
Not only does Martha know how to roll a Kush joint, but she’s friends with Snoop Dogg. That probably explains the green brownies she taught him to bake. Martha’s scandal just makes her more real, and more down to earth. Rolling joints, one night stands, stints in jail, and “maybe” a threesome remind us it’s okay to be imperfect. Her cool points have increased with her fans. Now all she needs is a twerking video like Miley Cyrus and Madonna.