According to the latest in a ridiculous line of tall tales from the National Enquirer, the latest states that Stacy Keibler is using Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to keep tabs on her ex, George Clooney.
Apparently, Brad and Angelina are, “desperately trying to find a diplomatic way to tell Stacy to stop calling them to chit-chat. [Stacy has been] bombarding the couple with phone calls asking what George is up to [and] who he’s seeing.” Apparently, Angelina and Brad think that, “George talk is totally off limits because he was their friend first.”
Seriously, I don’t even know where to begin. First of all, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie haven’t even seen George Clooney in several months, so they’d be able to tell Stacy as much as anybody else. Brad has been prepping for Fury, and Angelina’s been going back and forth from Hawaii to start shooting her next directorial feature, Unbroken. Second of all, the fact that Angelina and Brad would ever think that discussing George was off limits because he was their friend ‘first’ is so absurd, I don’t even know how to explain it. In fact, they probably wouldn’t want to talk about it because [even if they knew], it’s rude to discuss someone else’s private life without their permission. Lastly, does Stacy Keibler seem like the type of person who would call up Angelina and Brad and be all, ‘Hey, just wanted to touch base with you guys and see who George is dating now’?
Also, if she really wanted to find out, all she would have to do is go on the Internet. They have all the latest updates and pictures, and for now, it seems as though George is actually single, or he’s keeping his private life quiet for the first time in his life.
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