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Angelina Jolie Hooks Up With Secret Lover, The Man Who Took Her Virginity – Report

Oh, this is hilarious. According to a report from The National Enquirer, Angelina Jolie has been keeping a ‘secret lover’ hidden from the rest of the world. Apparently, this man – who is a married costumer named Anton Schneider – was the one who took Angelina Jolie’s virginity, and they reunited a couple of days ago. And if that wasn’t scandalous enough, Brad Pitt supposedly ‘found out’ about it, and went ‘ballistic’.

The Enquirer’s source explains, “While it was an innocent meeting, Brad was fit to be tied when he found out. He exploded, asking her repeatedly, ‘Why didn’t you tell me?!’ Angie said meekly that Anton was ‘just part of (her) past,’ and she didn’t think it was important. Well, it was to Brad!”

Right. Well, there are a number of character discrepancies in this report. For one thing, Brad Pitt would never go ‘ballistic’ to find out that Angelina Jolie had met with an old lover. Firstly, she has a lot of old lovers, and many of them are in the film industry. For another, he often comes across his older lovers as well, so it would be unfair, no?

Also, why on earth would Angelina have agreed to spend time with this guy? They may have slept together years ago, but Angelina Jolie couldn’t be more different to the person she was as a teenager and young adult. That Angelina Jolie probably never would have married Brad Pitt, and that Angelina Jolie wouldn’t even have cared about marriage. And as many problems as people may have with Angelina Jolie, you can’t disagree with the fact that she’s bitingly honest and genuinely cares about her husband. So no, I don’t think she ‘hooked up’ with her ex-lover.

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