Are we ever going to get used to Chris Martin dating Jennifer Lawrence? Aside from being one of the oddest pairings in Hollywood, their age difference is significant enough that it makes the relationship a little skeevy. But hey, to each their own.
According to recent reports, Chris Martin is all set to go on tour with Coldplay, and guess who’s joining him? That’s right, his newly ‘official’ girlfriend, Katniss Everdeen.
Coldplay will reportedly announce the short US tour within the next few weeks, and they’ll only be stopping in several major cities to promote their new album, Ghost Stories. But as Radar Online’s source explains, “Chris doesn’t want to be away from his kids, Apple and Moses. Girlfriend Jennifer Lawrence will be part of the entourage. She has some down timein her schedule at the moment, and is having so much fun with Chris.”
The report continues in that vein for some time, with multiple mentions of how much ‘fun’ Chris is having with Jennifer. Plus, the report also makes some snide jabs towards Chris’ ex-wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, by adding, “He’s enjoying being with someone carefree. He’s smiling again. Genuinely.”
We get it – Chris is having FUN! He’s SMILING! Jeez, you’d think that Gwyneth Paltrow was the dictator of some horrible regime, the way they make it sound. Chris Martin has escaped the clutches of the evil Gwyneth Paltrow and her healthy food habits, let’s all cheer for him.
Seriously though, how long are Chris and Jennifer going to last? She’s going on tour with him now because the novelty of dating a rock star hasn’t worn off yet, but I guarantee you, she’ll end up getting back with Nicholas Hoult sooner rather than later. She and Chris are just a temporary fling, and while it’s served to establish Chris’ blonde Oscar winner streak, there’s no way she’s going to stay with him permanently.