A detox a day keeps the plague away, or so they say. The toxin apocalypse occurs in celebrities, hypochondriacs, addicts and Denzel Washington. It’s two weeks of washin’, flushin’, colon brushin’ and pineapple tears. A detox is “good” for you – it’s more popular than green tea, Weightwatchers, Valium and Dr Oz (DAMN YOU OPRAH!).
THE Denzel Washington recently spent two weeks in “detox rehab”. He partied for a month on a yacht with his wife, “because that’s what people do” said no-one ever. Washington’s delicate colon hated the idea, but who cares what colons think? Party! Party! Party! The 59-year-old actor, who is in great shape by the way, anchored his yacht and staggered into a professional detox facility. A nutritionist, a personal trainer and a chef (random!) helped Washington recover from his overindulgent behaviour. “Thanks,” said the colon. “My pleasure,” said the star.
Eat, pray, love Tequila.
Orange County Detox Centre’s “addiction treatment program is a life changing experience. The treatment program is designed to reveal and repair unresolved issues. By resolving problematic issues in your life, you’re given a mental and emotional reprieve. The treatment solution allows you to reduce the gravity and number of irrational reactions that might otherwise occur in your life. Veteran staff members will show you effective ways of handling your problems so you can overcome them, move forward and stay sober.”
Their slogan reads: “Discover A New Way of Life. GET HELP! Don’t delay. The answer to your problem is a phone call away.” (My psychic said the exact same thing, and then she channelled a dead woman named “Madame Bob”)
I tried a detox once. It didn’t work. I turned into Kirstie Alley. Eat, pray, love (myself).
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