Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux were supposed to get married this month, but that clearly did NOT happen. According to the cover issue of Life & Style Magazine, Jennifer instead got dumped by Justin on their wedding day. The modern-day Rachel and Ross [except way less appealing] reportedly had their wedding set for Cabo this month, but they never went through with it because Justin got cold feet at the last minute.
Apparently, a last-minute fight between the bride and groom caused the wedding to halt, with Justin running away. Basically, Justin is a ‘runaway groom‘. Well, at least the tabloids are taking pains to gender swap some of their stereotypes, right?
Ok, I can believe that Jennifer and Justin would rush into a wedding without thinking things through. After all, that’s exactly what they did with their engagement, which is probably one of the reasons that an actual wedding is taking so long. However, I don’t think Justin would ever have the wherewithal to RUN AWAY from the wedding on their WEDDING DAY. Come on! There’s a reason that Justin and Jennifer are together, and that reason is not love or attraction. Well, maybe that plays a 2% part in it, but the rest if business, business, business. And you know what’s bad business? Yeah, that’d be running away from the bride on the wedding day – akin to breaking off a business agreement at the last minute. It’s a big no-no, unless this whole story was concocted by them to get the press off their back about the wedding. If so, job very poorly done.
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