The Twilight dating era of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson has formally and officially ended – Robsten is dead! Everybody forgot about Dylan Penn in the wake of all the craziness surrounding Robsten over the past few months, most notably that Robert Pattinson was dating FKA Twigs and Kristen Stewart was a spinster/dating Nicholas Hoult/living as a lesbian with her BF Alicia Cargile/alternative option D. But at one point, Rob was rumored to be dating Dylan, and Dylan is finally, sort-of, not really admitting that the rumors were true. Or at least, based in truth.
Dylan reportedly discussed the pictures showing her and Rob together with Vanity Fair Italy, explaining, “They photographed us in a place where there were other people and cropped the picture. Silly. I laughed about it.” So… they dated? I don’t get why other people being there proves that they weren’t on a date. Dates don’t necessarily encompass two people sitting in a dark corner, away from all other human beings.
Of course, Dylan then clarifies by adding, “We’re just friends.” Um, sure. People Magazine said otherwise, but we’ll believe you. Also, for someone who continues to claim that she never went out with Robert Pattinson, she sure spends a lot of time discussing the subject, huh? You could say that she’s continually asked about it in interviews, but Rob somehow manages to evade questions about his love life – why can’t she?
All a bit curious. You know, maybe Dylan is just sparing Rob her father’s wrath. Sean Penn can’t be the easiest person to please, especially if you’re dating his daughter. Rob might work with him in the future, and can you imagine Sean’s reaction if he finds out that his daughter got dumped for some singer named FKA Twigs? Dun dun.
Robert Pattinson, FKA Twigs Photo Credit: Instagram